ARASHI: Sho and Aiba - Laugh

Smutty Glee

Why do I do this to myself? Never update and end up with a truly ridiculous number of recs sitting in my delicious links.

Gah.

Regardless, have some porn! My BFF is reading 50 Shades of Grey, and I am HORRIFIED, so I told her i would link her to much better porn. Unfortunately, all of this is slash, and she loves het. Oops?


Klaine:
Tongue Ring- threepwillow
Blaine gets a tongue ring. NNNNGH. My brain, it is dead from hot porn.

Near and Far - Aeria
Blaine's in Europe for three weeks,and Kurt is lonely. Skype smut.

Cat's Cradle - skeletondance
I am almost embarrassed to rec this, as it's daddy!kink, and I generally don't read that or enjoy it enough to rec. This is very prony, but it's very clear throughout that they are playing, reality peeks through enough to show both them in and out of character, and that's really what makes it hot to me.

Good (You Know What I Mean) and No Object of Lust
BadBoy!Kurt puts the moves on straightlaced Blaine in the '50s. Very very hot, top!Kurt all the way.

We'll Never Be Porn Stars - gleekilicious
First time Klaine sex is awkward and adorable with a whole lot of laughter and nerves. SO CUTE.

What a Way to Wake - controlofwhatido
Early morning sleepy sex. Hot.

Like the Mess - controlofwhatido
Kurt and Blaine like the mess. Pure, filthy smut.

On the Line - icedwhitemocha
Kurt might not be ready for real life sex, but sexting and phone sex? Oh yeah.

I Would Be the One - the cimmerians
First time bondage.



Kurtofsky:

Jockstrap Kurtofsky
Kurtofsky, jock strap with Kurt in his Cheerios uniform. UNF. Top!Kurt

Whimpers
Drunk at a party, and Kurt decides to take what he wants. Top!Kurt

Not Yet -
Karofsky is dangerous. Blaine is wonderful. Kurt ends up over his head. (I told you I wasn't good at relationships.) Klaine, Kurtofsky, all kinds of fucked up on both ends

The Rainbow Network - LucyToo
Karofsky goes on an anon help chat and ends up with an unexpected peer counselor. And then the sex. YAY!


Mike/Kurt:
Just Dance
Mike tries to teach Kurt some new moves, but they get distracted by each other.


Puckurt:
(for the very) First Time - oddegg
Puck wants Kurt to top. Unfortunately, his communication skills are lacking. UNF. Top!Kurt
HP:Granger

Harry Potter fics

Five Kisses - ghost_lingering
Harry/Luna, and five kisses. Lovely and sweet and spanning time.

Spellcaster - SGCBearcub
epic, complicated, plots within plots, absolutely engrossing. Snape/Hermione

Finding Himself -minisinoo
LOOONG novel - what if Cedric survived? Hermione/Cedric. Intriguing and engaging.

On Wrackspurts and Pumpkin Pies - nopejr
Gen, Luna and Goyle's stories.

The Only One He Ever Feared - jjtaylor
You've got it all wrong. We're the good guys. Creepy and mindfuckery with NO CLEAR ANSWER AAARRGH.

The Caretaker - Aurette
Long, plotty, "soap opera" Snape/Hermione. Involves Soul Bonds and Life Debts.

Amortentia - excentrykemuse
Very interesting rare pair fic. Romilda Vane/Harry Potter. Purebloods, schemes, and timetables in love.

Third Time's the Charm - Helen
Severus and Remus, and the slow fall.

Theft of Assets, Destruction of Property - Helen
Draco ends up married to Neville after Neville pops his cherry. Sort of sad and lovely and aching.

19 1/2 First Dates - xylodemon
James finally gets a date with Lily, and Sirius has a fool proof plan!

Along the Way - edenfalling
Hermione grows up.
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More Glee

I will keep posting these, but I keep adding new bookmarks! Right now, there are over a hundred. Oy. Have some Puck fic!



Puck/Kurt:
-(for the very) First Time - oddegg
Puck/Kurt and very dirty. YUM. Puck wants to bottom.

-Slow Rising - hitlikehammers
very slow and VERY good Puck voice. He is never anyone other than himself, even when he figures out Kurt is the only one he's getting naked with.

-Streetlight People - jockchic
When did I start shipping Puck/Kurt so hard? Ten years later, and the past comes back with one phone call. To a hooker.

-Don't Make It Bad - jockchic
A car crash, and Puck and Kurt say hello. More gen than shippy. I was crying by the end of this. Lovely and sad and hurty.

-Not a Victim - the_dicethrower
Puck/Kurt, sort of, but more bromance with some making out. Angst, rape, but ultimately kicking ass and being awesome. Kurt needs some protecting, and then he takes his problem out.



Puck/Rachel:
-Roses in my Hand - unequivocally
Making it, screwing everything up, and learning forgiveness. I love the snapshots way this is written.

-Six Conversations - unequivocally
After Babygate, and it's all falling apart. He needs her, he could hate her, and it's all hurty and wrong.

-Viking 101: Noah Puckerman's Guide to Living Life Like a Sex Viking - unequivocally
HAHAHAHA. a syllabus to how to live Puck's awesome life.

-the benefits of honesty - becca_radcgg
Puck/Rachel, True Blood, and inevitability. Rachel kind of moves into Puck's life, and he doesn't exactly fight her.

-How To Fight Loneliness - [Unknown LJ tag]
this is probably more true to Puck than Im comfortable with. He has a tendency to lash out for the slightest thing, but there is something hopeful underneath all this.

-the high school confessions of two good looking jews - crackers4jenn
Noah,

According to my On Broadway! wall calendar, we have been dating socially for an entire month, which means it's about time we present ourselves to the general public as 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend'. It's a huge step, but I'm committed to the title of being your significant other. Are you??? I know it's a role that has the potential to be confining, but I feel confident that we will play our parts admirably. Thank you for being a worthy leading man!

Love,
Rachel *


-One of Us - countrygirl_914
Puck/Rachel, about the baby, and becoming one of the team, and fjdskhfjkds!! the future!
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Glee recs, Kurt focused

Be My Guest-Kasey
If Kurt won the Duet contest, who would he have taken? Five things that could have happened.

Me and the Boys Will Be Playing all Night -catte_noir
Puck and Artie are busking when a little girl wanders up. Totally choked me up.

untitled
BRB SOBBING. Sam is gay and out and invited to the guy stuff. Kurt is gay and out and isn't. This is such a kick in the gut.

untitled-miggy
I have GOT to stop reading the angst meme, omg. Kurt decides to commit suicide if Burt dies. He forgets to get rid of the letter, and Burt finds it. SOBBING SO HARD.

untitled-jockchic
Burt at Kurt's first ballet recital. I love Burt Hummel more than life itself. Also, Kurt sneaking a tutu out of the ballet trunk is a beautiful thing.
BIGBANG: Tae Young-Fierce

Yuletide 2010 Recs

Fuck it, I never get Yuletide recs up in time, so I'm just going to link to my delicious account because I am lazy and I dont wanna have to do all those links.

Yuletide 2010 delicious recs

Fandoms: Feminist Hulk, Mulan (Disney), Fairy Tales, Ninja Assassin, Easy A, The Outsiders, Toy Story series, Enchanted, Despicable Me, Goodnight Moon, Hairspray, Earth 2, Mighty Ducks, Vorkosigan, Boy Who Could Fly, Disney's Beauty and the Beast, Old Spice Guy, Live Free or Die Hard, Mirrormask, Arashi, Coffee Prince, FoxTrot/Calvin and Hobbes



...speaking of yuletide recs, I never have done them for the past two years, although I save them all to delicious.
Yuletide 2009
Yuletide 2008
HAIRSPRAY: Work It

Glee Recs

So many many recs to clear out this folder. Oy.

Kurt gen:
Sensible Heels - losers_day
Three year old Kurt, sensible heels, and his dad dealing.

Mike/Kurt:
Be Yourself and Five Other Clichés - fakeplasticsnow
Kurt gets a makeover (from Puck), destroys the celibacy club, and gets a boyfriend. TOTALLY CUTE.

Mike and the Mechanics - crackedaglet
Mike has to take his car in. He starts seeing Kurt in a completely different light.

Puck/Kurt:
'Cause You've Got An Awfully Long Way to Go - paperclipbitch
Puck offers to help Kurt get into Finn's pants.

Puck/Rachel:
Buenos Nachos, Mr. Shue! -une_fille
Puck sucks at Spanish and gives Schue a migraine. HILARIOUS.

reruns all become our history - andbless_mybaby
Puck/Rachel. Sad and hurty and hot and hopeful

Lives of Illusion - McChanged
Rachel/Puck. Time flows forward and back in this, lyrical and lovely and a good look at what Puck COULD be thinking. Maybe.
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It's been forever, so have some rainbowy goodness from my favorite boyband

I have reasons why I havent updated in forever, and most of them have to do with my hard drive crashing and taking all of my bookmarks with it. i now am bookmarking stuff on delicious so i wont lose it, but i lost somewhere along the lines of 200 bookmarked fics to rec, so i..havent had much to say, because i DIDNT HAVE ANY LINKS TO ANYTHING.

So, here. Have Arashi!


One More Reason AnAn Rules - still_ciircee
Ohno has an AnAn shoot. Nino..helps. Manager just hopes they keep their pants ON until they get to the set! Ohmiya, naturally.

Them - still_ciircee
Scroll down to read. OMG this makes me cackle with glee! Gackt/Arashi.
Gackt really hadn't intended to sleep with two-fifths of Arashi.

Five Miracles (of Questionable Origin) That Happened to Arashi - still_ciircee
*cries laughing* Five different ways the members of Arashi get knocked up. I can't decide which is my favorite, although this line is HILARIOUS:
"I don't care if you thought the look on Jun's face would be funny," Sho roared. "You do not tell the angel of the lord that you'll bear the next Jesus even if you DO think it's only a dream."

Glee/Arashi - aatash
GLEE+ARASHI=YESYESYES. HnA comes to McKinley, for some reason, and New Directions and Arashi do a song exchance. And Puck thinks Nino is a girl, Rachel follows Ohno around, Aiba makes friends, and Jun and Kurt bond on a deeply fashionable level. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD CRY.

Anniversary - hokoono
10th Anniversary orgy porn. YES.

smoke - hokoono
Nino loves too much. *hearts wildly* Nino/Arashi

The Lost and The Lost :Redux- katmillia
jfksldajdklsajdksla. *babbles* It's Arashi, and it's the end of the world, and there are ZOMBIES, and this is the most amazing fic EVER IN THE WORLD AMEN. Jun/Sho.

endings/reshuffled - g_esquared
What if Arashi never happened? Very cool and interesting what if.

The Gospel of MatsuChrist - katmillia
MATSUJUN IS JESUS. YES.
MatsuChrist: So, this will be my last supper..hey! Don't you open that oven door, asshole, that souffle still needs to rise!

Now Lie in It - still_ciircee
*chokes with laughter* Aiba can't figure out why girls keep leaving after he's gotten them back to his apartment.

Ten - isaofdoom
Ohno's birthdays from 6 to 10. Chibi!Arashi and Ohmiya. Cuteness!

The Only Love We Keep - still_ciircee
Sho is getting married. One sided Sho/Nino, and oh so lovely.

A Shallow Breath to Swallow - miscetera
Nino haunts a young Sho. Lovely and sad and wistful. Sho/Nino.

The Subtle Courtship of Sakurai Sho By One Ninomiya Kazunari -__sine
Sho and Maki are in a drama together, and Nino is a little bastard. As usual. Cute and funny and entirely too fun. Sho/Nino.
BUFFY: Crashed Your Prom

From a Folder Entitled "Random Japan," Which Has No Bearing On What Asian Country It Really Is

Forever since last update! Apologies!



Hana Kimi TW:

Occupational Hazard - cupcake4mafia
I LOVE THIS FIC. There is not NEARLY enough fic about Hana Kimi TW, but this is a fabulous fabulous example of WHY there needs to be more.

Senior Nan helps Xiu Yi deal with a crisis. *snerk*

“It is two in the morning,” Nan growls, fingers clenched on the doorknob. “If your room is not on fire, then I suggest you go back to bed.”

“My heart is on fire,” Xiu-Yi insists, one hand fisted in his shirt for emphasis.



Nodame Cantabile:

Modern Inconvenience - swollenfoot
Chiaki is a master at justifying. That's why he's curled up with Nodame under the kotatsu.
It was with the same ease he had lectured about the winter months being conducive to the propagation of disease, about the health hazard of even trying to live in that hellhole of a place she called home, about eco-friendly measures and the energy efficiency of simply heating a single apartment instead of two—an uncharacteristically frugal statement.

Typical - lilyayl
This is lovely. Told in alternate times in snatches and pieces, we see Chiaki falling.
"I understand," she said, which was extremely discomforting, because Chiaki knew he did not. He had ceased to really understand anything where Nodame was concerned. He only knew he wanted her close.

Into the care of Amphitrite, I surrender my beating heart - nutty_scribbler
Another lovely lyrical fic where Chiaki surrenders.
In its imperfection, Chiaki could hear the strength of the pianist's soul: pure, giving, spirited and above all, humanly flawed. Something went off in him: his heart raced, his palms sweated and in the span of that single rhapsodic moment, he wanted to both laugh and weep his heart out.

He now remembers also thinking, so this is how it's like to fall in love.


Sinfonia Cantabile - aiwritingfic
This is amazing. I love the tone of this fic, and how it's told in numbers and days. The repetition is gorgeous. Seriously, this gives me chills at the end.
Against the passing days, he had made plans for the symphony's first rehearsal. Against the doctors' advice, he had played a few bars every day, hoping and waiting for the notes to register once more. Against his mother's well-meaning dissuasion and his uncle's stern admonishment, he had gone over the score countless times daily, hearing it grow fainter and fainter in his mind as he read the notes and listened to them in his head.

And then one day he had pulled out the score, looked at the notes, and heard nothing but the silence that never left him.


no in-betweens - zauberer_sirin
So so lovely. Nodame fic has a tendency to capture either Nodame's madcap insanity and be absolutely hilarious, but I prefer the lovely, lyrical, musical fic which ebbs and flows, and you can almost hear the melody. I can hear the ebb and flow here.
But Nodame's hands tremble a bit and are a strange animal when he brushes his fingers against hers -she knows what he is going to say- and Chiaki really really wishes she would stop joking about “their relationship”.

Not because it's not a relationship, but because it is not a joke.


Immortal Beloved - ChalakChalak
Longer fic, exploring Nodame and Chiaki's reactions and denials of her, and how everything can all fall apart all too easily.
As he spied on her from the corners of his eyes, every movement she made he knew. The way she cut the potatoes with nimble fingers, thanks to years of piano playing. The way her eyes spread back and forth from the pans to the pot and back to the pans, as if reading a score. The way her mouth pouted in a ridiculous sort of way as she concentrated on taking out the chicken fillets out of the pan. Every habit he knew and though he would never admit it, he felt a sense of pride in knowing her that well.


Mei-chan no Shitsuji:
I WILL BRING THE WHOLE WORLD AROUND TO THIS FANDOM, I SWEAR.

Two Drabbles: Imaginary Girl, this is a song for you - I'll Follow the Sun
The first is a teasing look at Rika/Aoyama, where he thinks he failed, and she shows him he didn't.
The second is all Kiba/Izumi, and Kiba is such a PUPPY omg.

Lost Cause - anenko
Rihito losing his cool over Mei is my favorite thing on earth. And here, he is all butler, and all man, and he's so mixed up and in love and MEI and YES, and I love this so much.
The minutes are ticking by, and Rihito has not moved. Neither has the comforter. His inaction is a disgrace, his failure a dark mark upon Mei-sama's honour, and yet Rihito can do no more than stare at the bed he had shared with his lady.

The Last Step - biases
*babbles* i love this fic like CANDY. Mei is fed up, Rihito is repressed, and Mei knows exactly what she wants. Mei is feisty, here, and I love how she's written. I love the cracking of Rihito's butler-y calm, and how neatly she walks him into everything.
He seemed to know what she was thinking, because his smile grew even wider, and his eyes seemed to darken with something she didn’t know. “That’s a lot,” he said, and looked to say more when Mei decided she simply couldn’t sit through another second of small talk and he’d have to start liking grabby girls whether he liked it or not.

Two Steps to a Successful Evening - anenko
mdksajdklsajdkals! This is funny and suggestive and yummy and HILARIOUS.
It was, Rihito thought, surprisingly satisfying to help Mei tear the bed apart.


Love Shuffle:
Ladies Choice - anenko
Love Shuffle is a show that starts off completely goofy, and then proceeds to blow your mind in places. This fic fixes something skeevy that happens in the last episode, and it does so without cheating, without tricks, and with the idea of being warm.
He had promised Mei, on their last day as husband and wife: it is her turn to choose, now.
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The Arashi Folder is Out of Control

I still have 43 fics saved to my Arashi fic recs folder. orz.


FIC IN WHICH ARASHI DOES NOT FEEL QUITE THEMSELVES:

Jun as a cat - lazulisong
...Jun as a CAT. It's so beautiful. And it's all Aiba's fault.
"Hello? Matsumoto-san? I AM VERY SORRY, I TURNED JUN INTO A CAT."

A Day In Our Life - literarylemming
..and now Sho is a puppy. It's not his fault!
Nino only knew it was Sho and not some hapless stray because he'd watched the puppy struggle with a ballpoint pen and a scrap of paper that morning until it could scratch out the simple message, "I AM SHO SAKURAI DON'T LAUGH I'LL PEE ON YOU."


FIC IN WHICH ARASHI ARE ALL BITCHES BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER:

Five Ways Jun Spends Hanami with his Retarded Bandmates - wingsonwords - very vaguely Jun/Aiba and Ohmiya
I LOATHE the use of the word "retarded," which comes up often in Arashi stuff, but it is the title, so im using it.
When Jun idly remarked that Aiba's hair smelled like his shampoo, Aiba had kissed him, opened-mouthed, against a tree, for a solid five seconds. That was for the bird bento, Aiba exclaimed happily, even as he spent the next five seconds clutching at his shin.



FIC IN WHICH THERE ARE INSANE AND/OR AWESOME AUs:

Chasing Rainbows - silver_lined
They are PIRATES. Aiba befriends strange sea beasties. Nino tries to throw Jun overboard. Ohno makes decisions.
Nino can hear splashing and shrieking giggles that probably means Aiba has found yet another possibly lethal ocean animal and befriended it.

How I Met Your Other (self) - more- still_ciircee
I love this! I do. It's just..Aiba works in a bakery, Nino likes to argue, Sho dials wrong numbers, and Jun is dating Nino's SISTER, and it's all completely AWESOME.
But when he gets next door there's a guy in a suit sitting at a table with Aiba and three cups of coffee. "…a fish and my place is a mess," the guy is saying.


FIC IN WHICH ARASHI LOVES ARASHI IN MOSTLY NON PORNY WAYS:

You Can't Help But Grow Hot - mousapelli
Ohno loves Arashi. Arashi loves him. *hearts*

Six Things Arashi Did Not Quite Say - honooko
*hearts* this is lovely and sad and gentle. They really do take care of each other.

Metaphors - lockability
Aiba tries to figure out a way to make everyone understand Arashi.
(woman) Nino + (man) Ohno + (me!) Aiba + (drunk) Sho + (cranky) Jun = Arashi = Family?


FIC IN WHICH THERE IS PORN:

Twisting the Rules - beckerbell
Ohno/Jun/Aiba, all set around how very bendy Jun is, and how competitive Jun is at Twister.
"Jun-kun is really good at this game, right?" Ohno said with a faint nod to himself and Jun could see a look Ohno's his eyes that he wasn't sure he liked. "So Jun-kun should be able to keep playing even like this."

Asking Nicely mitsuhachi
Aiba distracts Jun at a photoshoot. YES PLEASE.
Aiba lost it, curled over Jun’s bare shoulder to muffle helpless giggling against his skin. “Does that mean you won’t wear the schoolgirl outfit for me again?”

Tattoo - kegom
ORGY! Captain has a tattoo. It provides an interesting map.
"So, those colours on your back are having sex?" he asked.

Just a Flimsy Pretext - mousapelli
ORGY! Arashi doesnt bother playing games like spin the bottle or truth or dare. They go straight to the making out.
"If you touch my hair with that soap on your hands," Jun informed Aiba with a sharp smile as he wrapped his arms around Ohno's chest, "I'm going to shove you in the sink."


FIC IN WHICH THERE IS AWESOME OHMIYA:

alibi - cupcake4mafia
Nino wants Ohno, but does Ohno want him?
"I have to stop giving myself excuses," Ohno continues, sitting next to Nino at the foot of the bed. "I'm giving both of us excuses all the time, but there is no excuse."

Barriers - kitsume_tails
Early Ohmiya. Insanely cute.
Ohno’s reaction was the most curious to Nino, though, in that there was none. Other than an ever so slight shift to lean closer, Ohno acted as if it was an every day occurrence. As if having Nino in his personal space was as natural as breathing oxygen or drinking water.

importance - honooko
Nino waits, not realizing that someone else is waiting too. Gorgeous.
Every time Ohno doesn’t connect the admittedly scattered dots, Nino feels that much farther away from him.

things to do in uzbekistan - cimorene
I couldnt decide whether to put this under AU or Ohmiya, but even though the boys aren't in Arashi, they are still Ohmiya. and it's not like they're pirates or cavemen. This is beautiful - Nino goes traveling, and meets a boy in Uzbekistan. I LOVE Ohno's family here.
The boy's face has lit up with relief and curiosity, and he's halfway smiling at Ohno, the corner of his mouth curled wryly. There's a mole on his chin, and there's something about the corners of his eyes that makes Ohno want to touch them with his fingers.

What I Like About You - lazulisong
Nino likes girls like Leader. Ohno has no idea what that means.
He thinks about asking Aiba, but that would probably eventually involve flowcharts and diagrams and scientific inquiry, and Ohno has better things to do with his weekend.

Years - honooko
Lovely love fall into Ohmiya. And I love both of their mothers so much.
"Excellent," Nino's mother said, clapping her hands together brightly. "You make an honest wife out of my boy, now. I am expecting no less than two grandchildren."
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Random Drama Recs

I havent updated here in forever. Ive been reading fic like crazy, but not posting. Because ive been head down in watching dramas, not in reccing them.

Here's a random selection of stuff in my recs folder, all of which got saved to the folder "Random Japan." Which might or might not mean these recs are from Japanese dramas.


Smiling Pasta:

Ficlet - anenko
A tiny look at He Qun through Vincent's eyes.


Nobuta wo Produce:

Stars - mindlint
Lovely little look at Akira and Shuji on one side of the country, and Nobuta on the other.

This Geometry -star_flare
A look at triangles, through three sets of eyes.

Separately, Together part one, part two, and To Be Great - walkwithheroes
Part of a series about Akira and Nobuta's evolving relationship. These are the two I like best.

Lonely - honooko
Akira follows Shuji, and adjusts without Nobuta.

drabble series - saxon_dogs
I ship Akira/Nobuta hard, but this little series with Shittaka/Nobuta just works so well. His nervousness, her silence, Akira's urge to throw things at people...



Coffee Prince:

Shatterproof - kallistei
Eun Chan's bitchy little sister is such an awesome character! this is an awesome little fic about her and Min Yoep


Hana Kimi TW:

Aftermath - anenko
both the manga and the twdrama gloss over the attempted sexual assault, which really does not work for me, especially with how hysterical Rui Xi is initially in the drama. this? this is dealing.


Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon:

down (and dirty) - anenko
mmmmmm, Nephrite/Ami. This is set after Ami returns from the Dark Mercury arc, and it's Ami's smile, with Dark Mercury's smirk behind it, and Ami would know if they were more then dreams, right? mmmmmmm.


Nodame Cantabile:

al fine - to the end - fivil
This is lovely. Chiaki gradually falling, and Nodame gradually moving into his heart (and his apartment and his bed)