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What a wonderful children's movie!
(wonderful if you belong to the devil!)
Smutty Glee 
11th-Jun-2012 04:36 pm
Why do I do this to myself? Never update and end up with a truly ridiculous number of recs sitting in my delicious links.

Gah.

Regardless, have some porn! My BFF is reading 50 Shades of Grey, and I am HORRIFIED, so I told her i would link her to much better porn. Unfortunately, all of this is slash, and she loves het. Oops?


Klaine:
Tongue Ring- threepwillow
Blaine gets a tongue ring. NNNNGH. My brain, it is dead from hot porn.

Near and Far - Aeria
Blaine's in Europe for three weeks,and Kurt is lonely. Skype smut.

Cat's Cradle - skeletondance
I am almost embarrassed to rec this, as it's daddy!kink, and I generally don't read that or enjoy it enough to rec. This is very prony, but it's very clear throughout that they are playing, reality peeks through enough to show both them in and out of character, and that's really what makes it hot to me.

Good (You Know What I Mean) and No Object of Lust
BadBoy!Kurt puts the moves on straightlaced Blaine in the '50s. Very very hot, top!Kurt all the way.

We'll Never Be Porn Stars - gleekilicious
First time Klaine sex is awkward and adorable with a whole lot of laughter and nerves. SO CUTE.

What a Way to Wake - controlofwhatido
Early morning sleepy sex. Hot.

Like the Mess - controlofwhatido
Kurt and Blaine like the mess. Pure, filthy smut.

On the Line - icedwhitemocha
Kurt might not be ready for real life sex, but sexting and phone sex? Oh yeah.

I Would Be the One - the cimmerians
First time bondage.



Kurtofsky:

Jockstrap Kurtofsky
Kurtofsky, jock strap with Kurt in his Cheerios uniform. UNF. Top!Kurt

Whimpers
Drunk at a party, and Kurt decides to take what he wants. Top!Kurt

Not Yet -
Karofsky is dangerous. Blaine is wonderful. Kurt ends up over his head. (I told you I wasn't good at relationships.) Klaine, Kurtofsky, all kinds of fucked up on both ends

The Rainbow Network - LucyToo
Karofsky goes on an anon help chat and ends up with an unexpected peer counselor. And then the sex. YAY!


Mike/Kurt:
Just Dance
Mike tries to teach Kurt some new moves, but they get distracted by each other.


Puckurt:
(for the very) First Time - oddegg
Puck wants Kurt to top. Unfortunately, his communication skills are lacking. UNF. Top!Kurt
ARASHI: Sho and Aiba - Laugh
Comments 
17th-Jun-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
LMAO! Horrified? It's completely unbelievable and unhealthy, and yet still better written than the twilight series.

Plus, you can't judge until you read. :)
17th-Jun-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
also I found this post by doing a 50 shades search on here. :D LOL
17th-Jun-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
cat's cradle. holy wow. and yes I agree with you. it would be creepy with out the little peeks
17th-Jun-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
for the very first time!?! I have a take home test due tomorrow and a final on tuesday, if I don't make an A it's all your fault!!!
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